VINTAGE STREET SALE W/KESH! (HUSTLE N GRIND)
SALE THIS SUNDAY JUNE 7TH !!!
STAY TUNED FOR MORE VINTAGE SALES THIS JUNE AND JULY!!!!!!!!!!!!

KESH N CONTESSA
Kesh and I met on the streets of Bed Stuy at around 4 am two years ago. I hadn’t a clue who this beautiful tall amazon was, but I thought I’d just stop and holla at a shorty (she is much taller than I). I just came home from a dyke bar, so I thought, why not continue the cruising?
Kesh called me to go out one night, and we ended up at Roxy Cottontails old wednesday party at Room Service. Roxy then showed us a FABULOUS time, and took us (Kesh, M.I.A., Amanda Blank, Daft Punk, Spank Rock, Leif…etc.) into a strip club and bought us lap dances, champagne and so on. For me, picking out the stripper was the best part, but I would have rather Kesh give me the lap dance that night.

KESH, ALI and CONTESSA circa 2007
Ever since then we have a beautiful relationship with out sex. We are vintage partners and collaborators. I trust and value her opinion – and that doesn’t HAPPEN very often. She is really one of the truest people out there, and deserves all the success in the world.
Doing photo-shoots and vintage with her i’d have to say she has a sharp business eye, and really pays attention to detail. So when we decided to sell on the streets of Williamsburg, I know that we’d have great pieces to sell! anywhere from $3 – 30 (Recession prices, honey!)
All pictures below are from Kesh blog! (some pictures were taken by me, her, and anyone else who got their paws on the camera, including Antwan from ithinkyoureswell.com!)
FIRST SALE -
10:00 AM We were greeted with Kesh fans from New Jersey! through out the day fans of Contessa and Kesh were coming and buying. It was a WILD success! cha-ching!

JORDAN FOX SHOPS






After a wild success of Kesh and I’s first Vintage Sale, we decided to take over the streets again Sunday (April 26th) – This time it was bitter sweet – Kesh is moving to Chicago for a hot minute.
This time it was sweltering hot out, and we were a bit cranky at times, ALSO this time we had some fierce competition – I ended up buying a dress off of another vendor!
We stuck it out, and it ended up being a really chill time because of all our friends, and customers that stopped by!
Here is pictures from my camera phone
- KESH, ALI and CONTESSA CIRCA 2007
- KESH, ALI and CONTESSA circa 2007
- KESH N CONTESSA
- JORDAN FOX SHOPS
KEEP A MOTHA FUCKIN’ HEADS-UP FOR THE NEXT VINTAGE SALE! CUNTY LOOKS!
XOXO CONTESSA XOXO
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CINCO DE MAYO DONE FILIPINO!
MAY 5TH 2009 AKA CINCO DE MAYO was spent at Mona Baltazars house. Mona has become a character within the New Pop from causing havoc with boys (Hollywood Holt), to being “where the parties at.” With that being said, Mona has graced the Cover of many NEW POP Videos (Movie Night, and SXSW). She has become a mother figure/mentor to me, not to mention she is my HAIR STYLIST.
Check out some designs Mona Baltazar has done for CONTESSA over the last two years.
DESIGN AND SHORT PRECISION
STYLED/CURLED AND RED
ASYMMETRIC 
BLONDE WEAVE 
MOST RECENT – BLONDE SHORT AND PRECISION 
Now you know where I get my bomb ass hairstyles from. She is a creator and innovator, and you know I slaughter the world with my ever changing hair looks. SO if you need a HAIR STYLIST contact MONA BALTAZAR (Click her name for contact)
This Cinco de Mayo, she invited everyone over for some authentic Filipino food!
In her small studio apartment in Bushwhick, brooklyn the NY FAMILY was in full force! NEW POP bloggers ANTON GLAMB, STRICTLY BUSINESS, and photographer TONE even made it! Fresh Daily, Hiro tha Jap, DJ Kingdom, Jordan Fox, Nunnie (Rockstar Society), Black Cracker, StarCity, and among that was beautiful faces Noah, Xenia, Isabella, Cynthia, and Vanessa (whom all have had NEW POP cameos in Videos).
“Mother” Mona made us all go around in a circle and talk about ourselves and Introduce ourselves. I started off the circle because Mona is new-ish to NYC, and has became a best friend of mine, a lot of these people came into Mona’s life were thru me. I introduced myself to the circle as the “First Degree,” the main connection between everyone.
I dedicate this blog to “Mother” Mona and all the beautiful people I bring together thru my social and loving personality.
After the dinner party Black Cracker and I met up with Lauren Flax (whom was with Lady Sov) and we “celezbians” went out on the town to Snapshot (lesbian party), and Happy Endings (Tuesday’s ; SIX SIX SICK party) -Photos will up on DRIVENBYBOREDOM.
when I got home, I probably had the best sex of my life. My dollar store bustier is still in tip top shape. WOW.
Mona’s dinner party
- STRICTLY BUSINESS, ISABELLA, TONE, ANTON…ETC
- BLACK CRACKER AND CONTESSA
- NY FAMILY
- KINGDOM!
- ISABELLA AND MONA
- NUNNIE AND VANESSA
CONTESSA
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